From the desk of Luigi:

He's a Mario. He's onna da Moon.
His bigga jumps, so helpful onna d earth. Now... day notso helpful.

Poor-a stupide Mario.
Poor-a stupide You.
The game, she is the playable, but frustrating lika d uncooked pasta.
Mario, why-a you hafta to jumpa so high! You maka me the angry.

Mario tells me dat when the earth, she is offa your screen, he finda stupid flag.
Mario say the flag izza so tall, it will maka you weep lika newborn lazagna.

Mario say the flaga is impossibilla, "Luigi, I jumpa so high, I cannota see where I land-a."
I tella Mario, "Mario, you izza soooo stupid. The landscape - she is always the same!"

Ahhh but Mario... poor-a Mario...
He hassa no patients.



p.s. I tooka dese Poloroids-a. Lookeet how stupide he looks in dat space-a-soot.