Tecnojam Dance 34K has all the latest technologies in keyboard-only rythim gaming! None of that pad stuff to tire you and make you think you actually dance good, oh no! In here, all you need is your fingers and a keyboard, and you can jam, baby!

Here are some of the amazing features!

- Incredible visuals in amazing 400x400 pixel resolution for greater definition of each individual pixel!
- Tons of unlockables, including new skins in any of the game's amazing 8 available colors!
- A large number of incredible songs, performed by all-time classical musicians, including Yoko Ono, Shaquille O'Neal, as well as top-chart hits like She Bangs performed by the illustrous William Hung!
- for the gamers, we have a treat! Classical videogame music, like the theme of the classical 8-Bit Back to the Future, and the popular theme of Daytona!

All this coming to you soon from Dreamgate Studios. You've never experienced finger-dancing like this before, never ever!

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