Morbidly Obese Samurai Havoc is an action platformer game where you play as a big fat greasy nerd who is on a quest for something. I don't know what that is and probably never will but that's not the important part.

Game Features:
- Exhaustion Meter to simulate actual obesity
- A myriad of weaponry, each with two functions!
- Unique boss fight
- State of the art "Unlimited Lives" system
- Breathtaking placeholder graphics!