Last Online: 5/15/08

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9572AD, duly appointed representative of Idiombox, hanging loose at the GGE.

Jim Allchin said,
LH is a pig and I don't see any solution to this problem.

Copy protection and DRM schemes have gone beyond pointless and now reside in the realm of the asinine. Corporations desperately need to redefine whom they see as their potential audience. Someone who hasn't the money to spend isn't one of your potential customers. Someone who refuses to spend their money isn't one of your potential customers. Someone who has the money and is willing to spend it isn't going to pirate.
...unless the pirated version is easier to use because some corporate numbercruncher insisted on crippling the product with a protection scheme.

WIP pile
(Actually, "In Progress" is a bit too strong a description for many at this point. Slap me with a trout until I finish what intrigues you.)
  • SpecTOR-G occasionally progressing, see below
  • DiaB OLC: Body and Soul surreal single-switch rhythm action game, technical problem
  • ThreeeDeep Reeemake Fr*gger II: ThreeeDeep remake, needs new start
  • Lazar Defense remake of a game I created attempting to clone Atlantis but serendipitously failing, style issues
  • Tutankham*N Tutankham remix with editor, needs new start
  • NSA single screen space shooter, technical problem
  • Shiftees puzzle game, got distracted

and yet I still have no interest in the PlayStation 3
I am a certified console whore. Observe:

Systems I Own:                                          
Eschew obfuscation.
Flowing through the interether
Pong + Ikaruga = Ikaponga

Me, Partially

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Me, Blathering

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+1 1175951777
Overall Rating: exceptional

Bottom Line: Play it!

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+3 1172055092
Overall Rating: well done

Bottom Line: Play it!

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Indie games and remakes well worth playing. (Also free)
Pang meets Asteroids
World's first MMOPPC: Morbidly Multiplayer Online Precision Platforming Collect-em-up
Catch 'em if you can
Precision platforming collect-em-up
What it says on the tin
Yars' Revenge minus Ray Kassar, with vectory graphics. Howard Scott Warshaw approved, no less.
Hardcore ninja puzzle action
N
Unreasonably hardcore ninja action
Yet another Geomotron Wars 2149, but with 1362% of your recommended intake of Vectory Particles
Old-school labyrinthine collection adventure
Hop it but don't pop it
Because Yoshi didn't have anime babes spewing Engrish
Lo-fi horizontal scrolling shooter
Who knew you could shoot things and solve puzzles simultaneously?
Millionth clone of a simple game, but this one has TIS: Tension Inducing Sound! (or Totally Irritating Sound?) My parents are quite addicted.
...and my wrist!
Deeper than it looks!
Pixellent!