It was a Wednesday night and the street laps where emitting a multicoloured haze, the moon displayed a beautiful blue aurora and the star ... There was a noise.

I looked around; who could it be? A stampede of wild bore I wondered? But how unusual, it was far too cold for such a specie migrate at this time of year and surely the glaring lights would confuse the poor animal into a senseless rage destroying cars and ripping up pavement? The lights seemed to be all around me; whizzing around me like a high speed torpedo leaving trails of vaporised light. There was no way of hiding from them; they had found me now and it was like some sort of hyperactive greeting ceremony I had no choise but to be a part of.

I looked at my phone; the twenty four hour clock displayed a number which I was incapable of deciphering; some sort of alien language had invaded my phone, how would I be found out here now? Do I even know my way back? Infact I can't actually remember why I came out here. Too many questions began pouring into my head.

A voice calling my name took me by surprise; maybe it was the royal navy? Had one of the neighbours alerted the navy of my compromised position? I dived for cover and looked around; yet there was no sign of any navy. Thing's weren't looking good and by now there was some sort of alien invasion taking place in the skies; I couldn't bare to look any longer as stars became an electrical grid of lines while solar systems crashed and spiralled towards the ground.

A convoy of three ducks, millitary looking, suddenly caught my attention patroling across the river; they probably want to kill me. I had better hide; but as soon as I decided to hide If forgot about the ducks and concerntrated on the glaring light being shon at me.

It was my friends mobile that had been recording this bizzare event; and yet when played back the next day none of the aliens in the sky or crashing solar systems where any where to be seen...

List of games I am currently injecting directly into my veins; although now and then I crush and snort them at social events... you know, with the snuff bottle.