Last Online: 7/17/08
Psychic Parrot
Dog eats man
As a programmer, I work on browser-based games and offline games (using either the Torque game engine or Macromedia Director Shockwave 3d) for interactive marketing.
I love games, make games and live games. As the indie gamedev community grows, so does my enthusiasm for downloading 'things I haven't seen on tv'!
My biggest career achievements are:
Coming up with a product that spawned a whole company
Getting a game published and in stores
Making 2 games that appeared in tv commercials
Writing and singing on 2 songs used for a Goonies webgame (thanks Mike for writing the cool 80s style music!)
My worst career achievements are:
Being very good at a QA job weighing toilets
Holding the record for the most number of oil barrels filled in a day at a chemical factory
Having an industrial equipment delivery job for the total of one day after crashing the delivery van into a wall and making some builders very mad after walking through their freshly finished wet concrete on a building site
Hoping to achieve career achievements:
Make a horror movie
Make a game I actually enjoy playing when it's finished
Finish a screenplay instead of getting stuck in revision hell
Write and put together an album of my own music
I like dogs. They're smarter than they seem.
My favourite quote is from Socrates, "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing" because it says it all.
Be nice to each other.
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing














