"All games contain crates, therefore all games can be judged empirically on those crates."

"Games can be rated and compared based on the shortest amount of time it takes a player to reach the first crate, which represents the point where the developers ran out of ideas."

"You'll see games with forklifts and crates, but you won't see one darn pallet. You know what a pallet is right? Yeah, you worked at the warehouse, you know. But all these whiny people who go to college on their parents' money and then design games have never been inside a real warehouse and have no clue that in order to move a crate, you need to have a pallet. Hey Monolith, how'd that huge box get in there?"

"There's actually a pallet here. Unfortunately, it's sitting next to the crates. It's like the designers knew the pallets had something to do with crates, but weren't sure what, so they just scattered a few around them."

"You ever notice when you bust the crate open, it has like one thing inside of it? Like one health, yet it's coming out of this great big crate that a forklift had to drop off in a room. Now I dunno about you, but whoever the workers were who put these giant crates in the room must've been pissed when they found out that it only contained a chicken leg."

"What idiot put the crate on top of that building and then left it hanging halfway off?"

"I never really liked crates anyway (medkits belong on shelves not crates - and who leaves crates in the middle of a hall or room that is obviously not for storage)"

Its not the federal government's responsibility to dabble in aid, but I would have rather this been done than sending aid to other nations. Frankly I would have been proud beyond words to be part the command & control flying orbits over the area of such an operation if it had ever been done.

"...it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
- US Declaration of Independence

"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."
- Second Amendment to the US Consitution

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."
"It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs."
"Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly."
-Albert Einstein

"I think there are many times when it would be most efficient to use nuclear weapons. However, the public opinion in this country and throughout the world throw up their hands in horror when you mention nuclear weapons, just because of the propaganda that's been fed to them."
"I'd like to see a more aggressive attitude on the part of the United States. That doesn't mean launching an immediate preventive war."
-General Curtis E. Lemay, Commander Strategic Air Command

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